Hey I’m just exploring, don’t have to close the door on me! I was sniffing around and Alpha Male came by and tried to close the door, but couldn’t cuz I was in the back. He pushed a little trying to make it close, then figured something had fallen behind. Low and behold I jumped out! Scared him but you gotta love the kitty!
I gotta tell you about the bee that hitched a ride into the house…on my leg!I was out on my leash, playing in the bushes and when time to come in, I hustled to the door and Alpha Male unhooked the harness. I was in the door but a minute when i felt something and started running around the house, bucking like a bronco! I finally leapt onto Mooshy Mama’s desk and the bee flew off toward the light in the lamp. She and Alpha Male captured it and let it go outside, to live another day. What do these creatures think I am, a taxi?
I love my Ensure at night! When Moosy Mama shakes that bottle and pops the top, I jump up no matter where I am, and run to my dish. She always give me splash and if I am good, I get to lick the lid, too! UM, so good!
Wonderful evening last night, hanging outside with my peeps, but when I came back inside, a slimy worm hitched a ride on my leg! Ick!!! It fell off on the tile floor in the house and I was hopping all around trying to catch it but it was squirming all over the place, couldn’t get a hook on it. Alpha Male noticed me and came to help, he couldn’t get a hold of it either. Mooshy Mama had to hold me back, I wanted after it but NO, Alpha Male caught it and tossed it outside on the lawn.
They tell me today is the birthday of the Marine Corps. We have alot of Marine Corps stuff around the house since Alpha Male spent almost 29 years in the Corps. He’s a big strong guy but has a soft spot for me…calls me “creepy little kitty”…I know it’s in love.
What a nice night last night. Mooshy Mama and Alpha Male had other big people for dinner and we all sat outside. I like them more and more, not hiding under the bed anymore when they come over. I was outside on my leash for hours, which was really great with all the night crawlers and creepy stuff. Mooshy Mama caught me peeing on the lawn and started cheering. What’s up with that? When you gotta go, you go, right?
Okay, Annie, where are you? Don’t you know i want to go outside and play? I can sit here until you get back. Boy, are you going to get the stink eye when you get back.
Out on the lanai the other evening, got a lizard in my sites and stalked him until I caught him! Holy cat whiskers, I had his head in my mouth while the entire body, arms and legs were hanging out. I looked over at Mooshy Mama, pleading “what do I do now?”. It was so wiggly and flicking his tongue, it was tickling me, (remember his head is in my mouth). I dropped him and he ran under the lounge chair. So back to stalking him again…I will prevail!
You all know I love to chase and catch geckos. Well I caught another in the house the other day, and played with it for awhile. It got away so I circled the chair, then the table , then the couch…where did that thing go??? Then Annie came over and told me she had caught it and let it go outside. Man, she could have told me sooner, saved me all the trouble of looking for it. But I gave her the business, so she won’t do that again. She didn’t understand that I only play with them and don’t kill and eat them. Have you ever tasted one? They are nasty!
With Mooshy Mama and Alpha Male gone for a few days, thought I could pull Annie’s chain but she told on me! Not fair, all this modern technology, can’t get away with anything. When Annie puts me out on my leash, I cry to come back in then I want to go out again, back and forth…back and forth. Annie doesn’t like it when I can’t make up my mind. But I’m the kitty, gotta love me!